i had sex.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Sam Hengal.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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