Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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