What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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