Womens rights.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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