How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why so serious ?

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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