What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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