- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

dallen loves penis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

your so fat. your fat!

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