- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

wenis

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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