- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Your Mom The End.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

the midget went to the midget store

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Emily Walker.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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