- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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