What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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