Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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feminism

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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what is 3+3= 8

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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