- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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