- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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