Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Brain fart

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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