- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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