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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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