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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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