- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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