why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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