Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

i like it in the mouth

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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