Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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