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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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