- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Equal rights!

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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