How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What are annoying? Ads.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Brain fart

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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