What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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