- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.