- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

your no better than a cockroach

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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