- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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