Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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sucks Syntax...

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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