How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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your mom.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Obama

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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