Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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