How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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