- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What do you do at a club? You club.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

I had a lemon. hi.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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