Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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hi charles lattuca III

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

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