- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

France had one revolution

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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