- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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