Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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