- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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