Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

These Jokes suck.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Barack Obama.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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