- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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