- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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