- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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