Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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