can you pass the soap?

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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