This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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