- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A pope meets another one

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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