What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Small Penis.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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