- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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