What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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