welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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