- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

God is real.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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