jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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