- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Knock knock Go away

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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