what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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An man walks to a bra

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Anti Joke

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