why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Charlie Sheen

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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