why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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