- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

HEY!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

guess what what ...

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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