- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

No it doesnt..

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

boobs!

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.