how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Read a Book.

Skinny people fart less.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Knock Knock No solicitors

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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