- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

knock knock? come in

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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