- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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