- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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