- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Robin get in the batmobile!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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