jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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