- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Get up Look in the mirror

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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