- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Do the roar!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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