- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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