- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Women drivers...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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