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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Knock Knock Who's there

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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