- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Women's Rights

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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