- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

steven hawking walks into a bar

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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