- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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