what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Your're racist.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Justin Beiber

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

you see theres this guy.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did john say to bob Hey bob

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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