- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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