Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Manchester City

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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