- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Everybody will die

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Lindsay Lohan

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

women's rights.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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