- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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