Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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