- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

No it doesnt..

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

I like school Said no one ever.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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