You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Knock knock Go away

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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