- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A man did not like this site

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call an blank test? an F

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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