What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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this website is a bad joke

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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