How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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