- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

The chickens have become self-aware!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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