How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Hi.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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