What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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I don't get it

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Anti Joke

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