Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Women's rights.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Mahmy

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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