- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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