- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What fires shots? A gun

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What is white and black and red all over.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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