What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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