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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust