WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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