- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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