What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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kieran is a homosexual

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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