- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Knock knock. Get out!!

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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