what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Anti Joke

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