- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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