- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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