- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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