What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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