- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

haha black people :D

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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