What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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