- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Jeff

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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