- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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