An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Lololol

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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