- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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