- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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