Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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