- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

haha black people :D

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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