Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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