What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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