What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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civil rights

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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