Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Oh, go away

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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