- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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