A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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