Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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