- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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