whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Anti Joke

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