Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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