Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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