Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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How old are you? 7

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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