- Anti Joke

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath