How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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