- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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