Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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robin, get in the car.

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top kek

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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