- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wrote a funny joke.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what kind of dog can tiptoe

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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