Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Cripples are lame.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Tunechi

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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