One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I am a mime

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

asians have slitted eyes lol

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