- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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