- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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