- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Women's Rights

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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