- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Your Mom The End.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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