Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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