- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

i saw amango it splootered

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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