Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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