- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.