Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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