- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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