Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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My friend harris is fat.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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like if your cool

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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my mind's eye?

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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