What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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