- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What's 1+1? 69.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Weaner

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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