Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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dallen loves penis

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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