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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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