What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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