- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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