What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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