What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Weaner

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Pain Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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