Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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