What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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