Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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I have an idea! You leave.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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