What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Anti Joke

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