How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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