- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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