what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

i saw amango it splootered

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

Sex education in Texas,

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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