- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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