Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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