- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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