A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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