How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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