Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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