What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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