- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

whos on the right track? lady gaga

I'm Polish.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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