- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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